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thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

(Source: youtube.com, via let-them-eat-vag)

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54934
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10 hours ago

You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

(Source: fionagoddess, via heaven-isntoofar-away)

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1 day ago

glowcloud:

slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

boop boo boop boo boop boop boop

(Source: eviljovan, via let-them-eat-vag)

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1 day ago
nodamncatnodamncradle:

burningbrooklynbridges:

grown. ass. men.
you scared she gonna strike out yr precious baby boy? OH TOO LATE.

they were doing a special on her on one of the news channels at the gym. i didnt have the headphones so i couldnt hear the story, but one of the photos they showed was of a little girl in the crowd holding up a sign that said “I want to throw like a girl.” For every pathetic, insecure grown man who is threatened by this amazingly talented girl, hopefully there is another little girl who is inspired. But that she has to put up wit this kind of abuse even though she is OBJECTIVELY the best pitcher in the league right now and can throw a ball SEVENTY MILES PER HOUR is absolutely uncalled for. She is truly phenomenal, and those dads can all go eat shit and live

nodamncatnodamncradle:

burningbrooklynbridges:

grown. ass. men.

you scared she gonna strike out yr precious baby boy? OH TOO LATE.

they were doing a special on her on one of the news channels at the gym. i didnt have the headphones so i couldnt hear the story, but one of the photos they showed was of a little girl in the crowd holding up a sign that said “I want to throw like a girl.” For every pathetic, insecure grown man who is threatened by this amazingly talented girl, hopefully there is another little girl who is inspired. But that she has to put up wit this kind of abuse even though she is OBJECTIVELY the best pitcher in the league right now and can throw a ball SEVENTY MILES PER HOUR is absolutely uncalled for. She is truly phenomenal, and those dads can all go eat shit and live

(Source: kingjaffejoffer, via guy)

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2 days ago

notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via hate)

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2 days ago

(Source: enigmapop, via vinebox)

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2 days ago

beyoncespenis:

blueivystwistout:

diaryofabaglady:

*rips heart out* 

look at Jay lol

OH MY GOD AWWW

(via fiercequeengrassi)

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2 days ago

homobot:

don’t mock people when they stutter (◕‿◕✿)

even in an argument because maybe they just can’t sort things out in their mind fast enough to say out loud (◕‿◕✿)

it doesn’t make you seem like you’re winning the argument (◕‿◕✿)

it just makes you an asshole (◡‿◡✿)

(Source: nominates, via 6inchclit)

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2 days ago
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